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It all started so promisingly....Cultural tours were enjoyed....Ballet appreciated as an artform, with champagne on the terrace....bathing in the marble encrusted turkish baths... but then enivitably small chinks of darkness began to creep in, Jagermeister was drank in increasing quantities...every Trabbant car was a body repair shop potential victim with the Swedish interloper standing on the roof...The chipboard pub...the tourist police....the fist of cheese...and the highlight of the tour............STATUE PARK!!! Oh how we marvelled!!
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