Shalom shalom.... Tell us a story grandma... Way way back many centuries ago... All day in the fields with sheep..

Hi brothers.. good to see you.. Joseph... Jacobs favourite son... Jacob Jacob Jacob.. Jacob and sons... Jacob bought his son a coat

I look handsome I look smart... It was red and yellow and green etc etc ... I dreamed I saw 11 stars...... Not only is he tactless but, hes also rather dim...

The dreams of course will not come true..!! That is we think they wont come true..!!! What if hes right all along???? The dreamer has to go.....

Could you use a slave, you hairy bunch of Ishmaeilites? The dirty deal was done... Bye Bye Joseph..... Off to Egypt .. Poor poor Joseph..

Father, we've something to tell you... Mrs Potiphar..... Made his fortune buying shares in .... Pyramids! Come and lie with me love...

Potiphar burst through the door... Close every door to me.. I crushed some grapes and I turned them to wine... its just that I have not been wrong before.. ....

Wiggle wiggle... Go Go Go Joseph.... Pharoah he was a powerfull man.. Joseph was still doing time in jail....

I know of a bloke in jail.... Seven fat cows, came out of the Nile uh huh huh Help me now I beg of you.... What do they mean.... Ohhhh .... Yeahhhhhh

Famine!!!! Seven summers on the trot were perfect..... Who'd have thought that 14 cows could mean the things he said they did.... Oh no.... No wine!!! (better go to The Swan)

Do you remember, the good years in Cannaan? Where diiiiiiiiiiiiid.... they go We could see the Sphinx... Grovel Grovel....

Not me mate... Benjamin is straighter than the tall bamboo.... Joseph Joseph, is it really you....? I wore my coat...

Chins people... Mr and Mrs The Bruvers. Narrators

Joseph... Pharoah is in the building Fantastic choir.. Gymnastics..

Top dancers Reprise The end. (very sad!)